Wisecracking Burned Up Cancer Survivor Assassin Guy T-Shirt
This shirt features the Wisecracking Burned Up Cancer Survivor Assassin Guy on the front.
You know the one that has a movie made about him that grossed more money than any comic book hero movie ever but that you can’t ever let your kids watch because it’s basically 108 minutes of non-stop incredibly violent acts of murder, torture, and (in one special scene) holiday-related strap-on sodomy drenched in profanity.
Don’t forget to pick up a Wisecracking Burned Up Cancer Survivor Assassin Guy minifigure to go along with your new shirt!
Printed on a premium heavy cotton t-shirt that’s rugged yet soft on the inside, just like an 1980’s action film star!
Available in sizes Small through 3X-Large.
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