Completely Heterosexual Fur Diaper Warrior Hero Minibrick Figure
This is a minibrick figure inspired by the popular Completely Heterosexual Fur Diaper Warrior Hero cartoon character. Contrary to many hurtful things written online about him, he was totally into getting it on with chicks and only chicks.
People might argue that he spent half of his time lounging around in purple tights and a pink v-neck sweater cloak worn over a white pirate shirt and the other half running around shirtless wearing a fur diaper and riding around on a big green cat.
And that he hung out with a bunch of fairies and dudes dressed like leather daddies and birds and whatnot.
But this is just mean-spirited internet scuttlebutt.
This dude was strictly into chicks.
And he crushed hot poon on the regular.
So, shut up.
Arch nemesis and spoiler of plans to Evil Muscular Skeleton Boner Fiend.
These figures are compatible with all major brands of minibricks and minibrick figures.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD – Small parts not for children under the age of 3 years or any individuals who have a tendency to place inedible objects in their mouths.
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