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Frequently Asked Questions


We get a lot of emails and inquiries asking us how long it takes for orders to ship, what shipping service we use and why their credit card won’t go through. Here are the answers to these questions and more.

The number one issue that occurs 99.9% of the time when your credit card won’t go through in our store is that the address you entered as your “Billing Address” does not match the exact physical address and zip code that your bank or financial institution currently has on file for you and mails your bill to each month.

This address and zip code must match exactly or else your order will not go through.

Double-check the address with your bank and try your order again, we can almost guarantee it will go through.

Don’t freak out. You were not charged and no funds have been taken out of your bank.

What you’re seeing are the X number of failed transactions that you attempted that were refused by our online credit card system.

These failed transcations are sitting in a queue in your bank or financial institution’s computer system and have not gone through yet, they are only “pending.”

As soon as your bank processes these pending charges they will be designated “cancelled” or “failed” and removed from your bank/credit card statement.

Again, no money has been taken from or charged to your account for these failed transactions.

We ship using USPS because they ship to APO, FPO, AP, etc. addresses and a lot of other shipping companies do not. They also provide tracking information for their packages that can be checked via the USPS website.

Our orders ship within 24 to 48 hours of being placed whenever possible. If it’s a three-day weekend or the middle of a zombie apocalypse outbreak or an item is back-ordered it might take a little bit longer.

Smaller orders/packages can take anywhere between 2 and 7 business days to reach their destination in the contiguous U.S.

Larger orders that are shipped using USPS Priority Mail usually arrive within 3 business days after their shipping date.

Yes, we do and for the exact same price as regular domestic addresses.

Plus, we also usually throw in a couple extra freebies for our fans serving overseas whenever we can

If you’re worried about not having enough room for your APO/FPO address in the “Shipping Address” section during checkout you can always type it into the “Comments” section on our checkout page just to be safe.

Yes, but international shipping can get very expensive, very quickly.

Our apologies. It’s flat-out expensive to ship things like t-shirts and coffee mugs from one continent to the other.

APO/FPO/AP/etc. orders ship for the same price as domestic U.S. addresses.

So, if you’re getting your order sent to one of these, it’s not really an “international” order as far as the USPS or you pocketbook are concerned

As stated above, we use USPS First Class and Priority Mail for all of our packages and both move pretty quickly.

We don’t offer any rush type of services (e.g. 2nd Day, Overnight, etc.) at this time.

Yes, we do. Just send us an email via our Contact Page and we’ll give you all the info on how to get your shirt returned and the correct shirt sent to you.

And you MUST have kept the item in a COMPLETELY SMOKE-FREE ENVIRONMENT and you MUST return the item (especially clothing) in PRISTINE ORIGINAL CONDITION.

If you don’t follow both of these instructions we cannot accept the exchange.

Mainly, because we cannot resell clothing items that smell like the inside of an ashtray’s asshole. Go figure.

Email us using our Contact Page.

We try to make sure that every order that we ship is packaged and fulfilled correctly.

However, we are only human (and kind of dumb humans at that), so shoot us an email at we’ll fix your order in a jiffy.

Email us using our Contact Page.

We try to make sure that every order that we ship is packaged and fulfilled correctly.

However, we are only human (and kind of dumb humans at that), so shoot us an email at we’ll fix your order in a jiffy.

No, but congrats on all counts.

You sound like someone we’d like to party with someday!

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